10/19/15: "Orange pumpkin candies, jelly worms and candy corn. For a holiday ALL about candy, you’d think they could step it up a notch!"

10/20/15: "Underneath all that mummy gauze and fake blood, there is a responsible adult. Don’t worry, the police will find it."

10/21/15: "Dude, that guy-liner looks great on you. No…serious."

10/22/15: "Happy Halloween!!!! No no, don’t worry - - we’ll set our alarm to pick you up from jail in the morning."

10/23/15: "Yeah, H.R. might take issue with that costume. Just, sayin'"

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