10/26/15: "Guaranteed to keep Vampires away, without the garlicky odor!"

10/27/15: "Stuck for a costume idea? Consider dressing up as the person you claim to be on Facebook."

10/28/15: "Pumpkins are to Halloween, what turkeys are to Thanksgiving & trees are to Xmas. But turkeys & trees don't smash really well on the hood of your neighbor's car."

10/29/15: "Halloween, the time honored tradition of bribing neighborhood kids w/candy so they won’t vandalize your property."

10/30/15: "This Halloween, try not to get arrested. Although, there is a 50/50 chance that’s not a real cop."

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