11/16/15: "Thanksgiving thought #59...How come there are still gallons of congealed gravy leftover when all the turkey is gone?"

11/17/15: "Thanksgiving thought #2...Every time a Christmas tree is decorated before Thanksgiving...an elf murders a reindeer."

11/18/15: "What are we thankful for? All of you that listen...and headphones. Radio people love their headphones."

11/19/15: "Thanksgiving though #32...what the heck is in "poultry seasoning?"

11/20/15: "Thanksgiving thought #27...leftovers bring new meaning to the phrase..."cold turkey"!"

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