11/23/15: "Giving thanks that we're not the poor sucker on a diet on Thanksgiving!"

11/24/15: "Having the whole family over for Thanksgiving. It’s just something you gotta do. Like a colonoscopy."

11/25/15: “Stores open on Thanksgiving? Thank you retail America for ruining both Thanksgiving and Black Friday!"

11/26/15: "We don't have a squad, but we do have 4 or 5 people who probably don't want us to die."

11/27/15: "The only day of the year when it's okay to eat pumpkin pie for breakfast...eh, tomorrow's okay too."

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