1/18/2016: “How do ya judge a good a restaurant? People eat there, so ya might have to wait for a table. How do ya judge a good radio station? People actually listen to it so there may be a few commercials to sit thru.”

1/19/2016: “Our philosophy, besides playing today’s best music, is less about goal achievement and more about regret management.”

1/20/2016: “How much are wedding cakes? And how weird would it be to buy one to eat, by ourselves? Asking for a friend.”

1/21/2016: “This next song is left-handed. We apologize for any inconvenience to our right-handed listeners”.

1/22/2016: “It’s that awkward time of the year when you have to make excuses to get out of Super Bowl party invites once your team has been eliminated.”

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