10/30/17: “We admit that we only watch the Macy’s Parade for the balloon mishaps & bad lip syncs.”

10/31/17: “When it comes to family get-togethers, KJ puts the “fun” in dysfunction! Happy Dysfunctional Thanksgiving! KJ97!”

11/01/17: “Turducken? Piecaken? This Thanksgiving we’re all about the BeerWinhiskey!

11/02/17: “Here’s to all of your blended family traditions like three types of stuffing, two kinds of potatoes and one happy Thanksgiving!”

11/03/17: “Relatives overstaying their welcome after Thanksgiving dinner? Just call your cousin a “snowflake libtard” & wait at the door with everyone’s coats!”

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