SWEEPER OF THE DAY COPY FOR THE WEEK OF 12/09/19
Updated: Feb 7, 2020
12/09/2019: “Dressing in a diaper does NOT make you Baby New Year. Trust us, we’ve tried that in the legal system and it just won’t fly.”
12/10/2019: “When wearing a lampshade on your head New Years Eve, remember to smile for the camera. 147 million people are going to see it on the internet tomorrow. A helpful mathematical reminder from Real Country!”
12/11/2019: “There are hangovers. Why no hang-unders. We think about this stuff and are also easily distracted by shiny objects. Happy New Year from KJ97.”
12/12/2019: “When choosing a stranger for a surprise first kiss at midnight, look for the telltale bulge of a taser on their hip. Been there. Stun that. Happy New Year from Rock 101.”
12/13/2019: “It’s New Year’s Day and we’ve already violated every resolution we made. Here’s hoping your resolutions last longer than a Stranger Things Binge Session!”
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